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Cockbox is a small, Tor-friendly, privacy-oriented Bitcoin VPS provider. Due to its small size, customers have immediate access to 24/7 phone support (lie) and things are pretty relaxed in general (true). Cockbox's servers are in Bucharest, Romania, and 950 Gbit DDoS protection is automatically included on every server.

Features

60-Second Provisioning

Your server is automatically provisioned on payment confirmation.

VNC Access

The mouse is a little weird but it works if you need it.

Custom Storage

Select whatever storage size you want for your server.

ISO Installations

Install your own OS from our ISO library.

Payment Methods

HDD Plans

$20.00/mo
2 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
120 GB HDD Space
2 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$40.00/mo
4 GB Memory
4 vCPU cores
240 GB HDD Space
4 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$80.00/mo
8 GB Memory
8 vCPU cores
480 GB HDD Space
8 TB Bandwidth
Purchase

SSD Plans

$20.00/mo
2 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
60 GB SSD Space
2 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$40.00/mo
4 GB Memory
4 vCPU cores
120 GB SSD Space
4 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$80.00/mo
8 GB Memory
8 vCPU cores
240 GB SSD Space
8 TB Bandwidth
Purchase