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my penis is terrible at typing my password.

Cockbox is a small, Tor-friendly, privacy-oriented Bitcoin VPS provider. Due to its small size, customers have immediate access to 24/7 phone support (lie) and things are pretty relaxed in general (true). Cockbox's servers are in Bucharest, Romania, and 950 Gbit DDoS protection is automatically included on every server.

Features

60-Second Provisioning

Your server is automatically provisioned on payment confirmation.

VNC Access

The mouse is a little weird but it works if you need it.

Custom Storage

Select whatever storage size you want for your server.

ISO Installations

Install your own OS from our ISO library.

Payment Methods

HDD VPS (Romania)

$10.00/mo
1 GB Memory
1 vCPU cores
60 GB HDD Space
1 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$20.00/mo
2 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
120 GB HDD Space
2 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$40.00/mo
4 GB Memory
4 vCPU cores
240 GB HDD Space
4 TB Bandwidth
Purchase

Pure SSD VPS (Romania)

$10.00/mo
1 GB Memory
1 vCPU cores
30 GB SSD Space
1 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$20.00/mo
2 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
60 GB SSD Space
2 TB Bandwidth
Purchase
$40.00/mo
4 GB Memory
4 vCPU cores
120 GB SSD Space
4 TB Bandwidth
Purchase

Dedicated Servers

2x Xeon 2643 4C @ 3.3 Ghz (SSD)
32GB DDR3 ECC RAM
2x 480GB Enterprise SSD (up to 6)
Unlimited "Bandwidth"
$150.00/mo
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2x Xeon 2643 4C @ 3.3 Ghz (HDD)
32GB DDR3 ECC RAM
2x 4TB Enterprise HDD (up to 4)
Unlimited "Bandwidth"
$150.00/mo
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