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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, blac

Cockbox is a small, Tor-friendly, privacy-oriented Bitcoin VPS provider. Due to its small size, customers have immediate access to 24/7 phone support (lie) and things are pretty relaxed in general (true). Cockbox's servers are in Bucharest, Romania, and 950 Gbit DDoS protection is automatically included on every server.

Features

60-Second Provisioning

Your server is automatically provisioned on payment confirmation.

VNC Access

The mouse is a little weird but it works if you need it.

Custom Storage

Select whatever storage size you want for your server.

ISO Installations

Install your own OS from our ISO library.

Payment Methods

SSD Cached VPS (Romania)

$10.00/mo
1 GB Memory
0.5 vCPU core
30 GB SSHD Space
10 Gb/s shared link, fair use bandwidth
Port scanning allowed 40kpps/cpu!
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$15.00/mo
2 GB Memory
1 vCPU core
60 GB SSHD Space
10 Gb/s shared link, fair use bandwidth
Port scanning allowed 40kpps/cpu!
Sold Out!
$30.00/mo
4 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
120 GB SSHD Space
10 Gb/s shared link, fair use bandwidth
Port scanning allowed 40kpps/cpu!
Sold Out!

HDD VPS (Romania)

$10.00/mo
1 GB Memory
0.5 vCPU core
60 GB HDD Space
1 TB Bandwidth
Sold Out!
$15.00/mo
2 GB Memory
1 vCPU core
120 GB HDD Space
2 TB Bandwidth
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$30.00/mo
4 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
240 GB HDD Space
4 TB Bandwidth
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Pure SSD VPS (Romania)

$10.00/mo
1 GB Memory
0.5 vCPU core
15 GB SSD Space
1 TB Bandwidth
Sold Out!
$20.00/mo
2 GB Memory
1 vCPU core
30 GB SSD Space
2 TB Bandwidth
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$40.00/mo
4 GB Memory
2 vCPU cores
60 GB SSD Space
4 TB Bandwidth
Sold Out!

Dedicated Servers

2x Xeon 2643 4C @ 3.3 Ghz (SSD)
32GB DDR3 ECC RAM
2x 480GB Enterprise SSD (up to 6)
Unlimited "Bandwidth"
$150.00/mo
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2x Xeon 2643 4C @ 3.3 Ghz (HDD)
32GB DDR3 ECC RAM
2x 4TB Enterprise HDD (up to 4)
Unlimited "Bandwidth"
$150.00/mo
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